Tonteria

Step into the dynamic world of Tonteria, a Mexican-themed nightclub nestled in the heart of Sloane Square, London. Established in 2012 by the visionary minds behind Mahiki and Whisky Mist, Tonteria delivers a theatrical and culturally immersive experience, injecting vibrant energy into the city’s nightlife scene.

Upon crossing Tonteria’s threshold, you’ll find yourself transported to a captivating microcosm of Mexico within London. The club curates an indulgent feast for your senses, offering a visually enchanting ambiance, delectable culinary offerings, and tantalizing cocktails at the renowned La Taqueria. Every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday, Tonteria invites you to immerse yourself in its world from 11 pm until 3 am. What sets Tonteria apart is its commitment to delivering an immersive theatrical experience that promises a night of unparalleled entertainment. Prepare to be dazzled by mesmerizing parade shows and interior decor that evokes the mystical allure of Tulum’s jungle.

As you explore Tonteria’s offerings, delight in signature concoctions like the “Maya pyramid,” “lucky luchador,” or “tequila slammer.” The shared cocktail menu is designed for sharing with friends, perfectly complementing the atmosphere as you lounge in your booth, sipping frozen margaritas and moving to the rhythm of live music sets spun by the resident DJs. La Taqueria offers an exquisite culinary experience, with doors open from 8:00 pm to 10:30 pm, providing the ideal opportunity to kick-start your evening with delightful cuisine and unique cocktails before transitioning seamlessly to the club for an exhilarating night ahead. Tonteria also boasts an impressive array of Tequilas, including rare and elusive varieties that are sure to captivate enthusiasts.

Tonteria’s versatility shines through in its customizable show options, making it a captivating venue for celebrating a wide range of occasions. The club’s dress code calls for an ensemble of smart and sexy attire, encouraging ladies to don chic and elegant outfits complete with high heels, while gentlemen are invited to embrace a smart-casual aesthetic complemented by stylish footwear. To ensure seamless entry, it’s recommended to adhere to the dress code guidelines and prepare for a night of vibrant celebration at Tonteria.

Table Prices:

The club’s standard entry fee is £20. 

The starting cost at Tonteria for a table is £1000 min spend, and the VIP Tonteria table prices begin from £2000 min spend for groups of up to 10.

Dress Code:

The dress code for women at Tonteria is sexy and trendy, and, of course, high-heels. Men should follow the smart/elegant code with elegant shoes, and no trainers.